Terms and Conditions

Terms and Conditions for the use of www.kingjohnthethird.uk, its videos, products, and books, in print, PDF, or kindle.
These terms and conditions are for all users of this website www.kingjohnthethird.uk. In placing an order, you agree to be bound by these terms and conditions herein. Using www.kingjohnthethird.uk indicates that you accept these terms. Ordering from www.kingjohnthethird.uk is acceptance of these terms. If you do not accept these terms, do not use this website in any way. Any reference in these terms and conditions to “we” or “us” refers to www.kingjohnthethird.uk.
We may revise these terms and conditions at any time by updating this page. You should check this Website from time to time to review the current terms and conditions, because they are binding on you. Certain provisions of these terms and conditions may be superseded by expressly designated legal notices or terms located on particular pages of this Website. If you do not wish to accept any new terms and conditions after we have given notice, you should not continue to use this Website.
Ordering from us
You are deemed to place an order with us by ordering via our online checkout process. We will send you an order acknowledgement by email, detailing the products you have ordered. Our acceptance of an order takes place when we despatch the order. When we despatch the order, the purchase contract is automatically made, even if your payment was processed immediately. We may notify you that we do not accept your order. We may notify you that your order has been cancelled.
We reserve the right to brand our products.
We may refuse to accept an order: (a) when goods are not available; (b) authorisation for your payment cannot be obtained easily; (c) If there has been a pricing error or product description error; (d) If you do not meet any eligibility criteria set out in our terms and conditions; (e) If we believe your order is for commercial use; (f) any other non-domestic concerns; (g) If the order is to be delivered outside the United Kingdom; or (h), If we do agree to deliver outside the UK, you take full responsibility from the moment the product is picked up, arriving in whatever condition, if at all. We will only provide proof of postage, and that is all. We state this from experience.
We will have your ordered Products delivered to the address you give for delivery when you make your order. If any of these details are incorrect, we are not liable for any items not received.
You may specify a delivery address which is different from your billing address. We can deliver the Products directly to a friend, relative, or your place of work.
Delivery will be made as soon as possible. Our normal working hours are Monday to Thursday 9 a.m.– 5 p.m. Friday 9 a.m.–2 p.m. We only process and dispatch orders during these times. We do not deliver on weekends, holidays.
We make every effort to deliver goods within time. We do not accept liability for deliveries outside cited time. We cannot accept liability for out of pocket expenses or other costs incurred due to failed, or delayed deliveries
If your ordered product does not arrive within 28 days, you must contact us via the website within 28 days of placing your order. Contact outside 28 days requires no reply.
The majority of our products are despatched by second class Royal Mail, with estimated delivery of 2–3 working days. This is not guaranteed. If special delivery is selected this will be delivered the next working day. If you have not received your items, you must check with your local sorting office. You may receive notification items are being held for you.
In the event you have not received your order, for Second class delivery, wait 15 working days from despatch; and for Special Delivery, wait 10 working days from date of despatch. After this, you can take further action. We can also claim back from the relevant carrier for lost items, but only up to £50.
In the event we reproduce an item for you, and subsequently the original is returned as undelivered, we reserve the right to charge an administrative fee up to 100% of the sales price of the reproduced product.
Special Delivery
Special delivery is only available Monday to Friday, excluding bank holidays and weekends. From Monday to Friday, orders must be placed by 2 p.m., to ensure delivery the next working day. Any orders placed after this time will be processed the next working day. Orders placed after 2 p.m. Friday will be mailed on Monday. Orders placed on a Saturday/Sunday will be mailed on Monday. Carriers normally deliver 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. A signature may be required on receipt. If you are not around to accept your parcel, the carrier may leave it with a neighbour, or in a safe place. A card will be posted through your door to alert you. If the parcel can’t be left in a safe place or with a neighbour, the carrier will take it back to the local depot, and leave a card telling you where to pick it up.
Special Delivery to Northern Ireland, and Northern Scotland will take up to 2 extra working days for delivery.
We will not be held liable for any late deliveries outside our control, without limitation, due to fire, floods, severe weather, industrial dispute, strike, labour disputes, false flag events, bad actors, government, intelligence and or counter-intelligence interference, lock downs, any disease, virus, or flu, real or imagined, war, act of god, or act of God, nor if we get a whiff that the purchaser is on that take to get two for the price of one.
Order Cancellations
Please check your order on screen and the confirmation email carefully. We do not refund products incorrectly spelt.
If you want to cancel your order, contact us through the website, before the items have been sent into production, and or despatched. In order to provide a fast service, some products are immediately sent for production.
We reserve the right to cancel your order at any time and issue a full refund. The provisions of this clause do not affect your statutory rights.
Returns and exchange
The item is your responsibility until it reaches us. For your own protection, we recommend that you send the parcel back with full insurance. We are not responsible for items damaged or lost in the post, either sent or returned. Your rights to return the goods to us will not apply where, in our opinion, you have not taken reasonable care of the product, it has not been returned with the original packaging, you have a change of mind, you have disposed of the item, or it is received after 30 days. If you return an item because it was defective when we mailed it, you must send a photo to show the defect, within 7 days of receiving it, then return the product in the same condition within 30 days, then we will refund the amount paid minus postage and packaging. You have a duty to return the item to us and the cost of doing so is your responsibility, except if the item is faulty or does not comply with the contract. This returns policy does not affect your statutory rights.
If a discount was applied to your original order, the amount refunded will be that minus postage and packaging. You can only use one discount code per original order, and non on returns.
I received the wrong item
If the item you received is not what you originally ordered, contact the website, quoting your order number, name, address, details of the product, reason for return, and whether you require a refund or a replacement. We will then advise on how to proceed with the return.
Faulty item
If the item you received is faulty, contact the website, quoting your order number, name, address, details of the product, including photograph of fault, reason for return, and whether you require a refund or a replacement. We will then advise on how to proceed with the return. Refunds will not be given if the fault is as a result of misuse. If the item is faulty, return it to us within 30 days of receipt.
The colour of the product you receive may not match the colour displayed on our website and or on your computer monitor.
Images and Logos
All images, logos, artworks and photographs displayed on this website are registered to Joseph Gregory Hallett, Common Law Court number OTH / 20 / 14035330. We do not permit you to share any images, logos, artworks and photographs displayed on this website with any other person nor with multiple users on a network. Written permission is required. In special circumstances, written permission may be given.
Service Access
We ensure this website is available 24 hours a day. We will not be liable if it is not available. Access to this Website may be suspended temporarily and without notice in the case of system failure, maintenance or repair or for reasons beyond our control.
Visitor Material
Any material you transmit or post to this Website will be considered non-confidential, non-proprietary, not registered or protected as a trademark or brand name, generic, and without copyright. We will have no obligations with respect to material you post.
We and our nominees will be free to copy, disclose, distribute, incorporate and otherwise use such material, data, images, sounds, text and other things embodied therein for any and all commercial or non-commercial purposes.
Visitor Conduct
You are prohibited from posting or transmitting to or from this Website any material that is: threatening, defamatory, obscene, indecent, seditious, offensive, pornographic, abusive, liable to incite racial hatred, discriminatory, menacing, scandalous, inflammatory, blasphemous, in breach of confidence, in breach of privacy, or which may cause annoyance or inconvenience; and or for which you have not obtained all necessary licences and/or approvals; and or which constitutes or encourages conduct that would be considered a criminal offence, give rise to civil liability, or otherwise be contrary to the law of or infringe the rights of any third party, in the UK or any other country in the world; and or is technically harmful ; and or, without limitation, including computer viruses, logic bombs, Trojan horses, worms, harmful components, corrupted data or other malicious software or harmful data. You are prohibited from misusing this website. You are prohibited from hacking into this website, hacking through this website, or hacking in and out of this website. If anyone posts any material in breach of these clauses, we will publicly disclose their identity, location, method and result, and utilise lawful response and enforcement, including Common Law response.
No one, or entity, or robot is to take, steal or misappropriate the identity of this site.
The logos are under copyright, and with this the products, including books, video, mugs, flag, and the Aramaic Christian Prayer for the New Age are all under copyright. Reproduction without license incurs an immediate penalty of ten thousand Great British Pounds, “£10,000 GBP”. Failure to cease unlicensed production immediately and show proof of elimination, incurs another penalty of ‘£10,000’. This also applies to the following:
The videos are not to be chopped up and used in other videos;
The videos are not to be played or misrepresented with ominous music or ominous voice over the top;
The videos are not to be played with others voice over, without written consent;
The videos are not to be distributed or played with commentary, without written consent;
Any videos played with commentary must acknowledge the original source, and
To gain permission to replay this video, with any form of commentary, or music, forward your full name, address, and identification to the website email.
These are not satanic videos. If you turn them into a satanic video, and or try to, and or misinterpret them, as anti-christ in any way, this incurs a penalty of £10,000, as it is a misuse of our logo and logos, breach of copyright, delays what we are trying to achieve, and is generally really uncool, and shows you are a Troll, Shill and Stooge … The world hates saboteurs and really wants you removed from any form of communication. Don’t be a dick.
Links to and from other websites
Links to third party websites on this Website are usually because we couldn’t get rid of them, or for your convenience. If you use these links, you leave this Website. We have not reviewed these third party websites, do not control them, are not responsible for them, nor their content, or availability. We do not endorse or make any representations about them, or any material found there, or any results that may be obtained from using them. If you decide to access any of the third party websites linked from this Website, you do so entirely at your own risk. We try to get rid of them, but they keep popping up, and they’re usually the wrong ones, like that Sir Anthony twat, who’s a stooge.
If you would like to link to this Website, you may only do so on the basis that you link to, but do not replicate, the home page of this Website, and are subject to the following conditions, that you: do not remove, distort or otherwise alter the size or appearance of www.kingjohnthethird.uk;
do not create a frame or any other browser or border environment around this website;
do not in any way imply that we are endorsing any products or services other than our own;
do not misrepresent your relationship with us, nor present any other false information about us;
do not otherwise use any trade marks or copyrights displayed on this Website without our express written permission;
do not link from a website that is not owned by you, and your website does not contain content that is distasteful, offensive or controversial, infringes any intellectual property rights, nor other rights of any other person, and your website complies with all applicable laws and regulations.
We expressly reserve the right to revoke the right granted in this clause at any time and to take any action we deem appropriate.
You shall fully indemnify us for any loss or damage www.kingjohnthethird.uk incurs or suffers, or we may incur or suffer, or any of our other interests may incur or suffer, as a result of your breach of any clause herein. We are really sick of twats.
To register with www.kingjohnthethird.uk you must be seventeen or older. If younger, and you want to get red-pilled, get your parents consent.
When purchasing PDFs and Kindle. Each registration is for a single user only. We do not permit you to share your user name and password with any other person nor with multiple users on a network.
Responsibility for the security of any issue passwords rests with you and if you know or suspect that someone else knows your password, you should contact us immediately.
We may suspend or cancel your registration immediately at our reasonable discretion or if you breach any of your obligations under these terms and conditions.
Any reproduction of the for sale PDFs of books, and or for sale Kindles of books invokes an immediate fine of £10,000. If more than 100 reproductions are made, for your source, or stemming from your source, then half a million Great British Pounds, “£500,000 GBP” is due for copyright infringement, and loss of royalties, and costs, and the years spent in travel and research. This is in line with the copyright infringement laws. Copyright infringement laws that apply to printed text, apply to the PDFs and Kindle stemming from this site.
We endeavour to ensure the material on this website is superior information. We may make changes to the material, products, prices, description, and videos, without notice.
The material on this website is provided “as is where is” to be used at your own risk, taking your own responsibility. If you don’t like it, remove yourself without comment. Negative comments deleted. Trolls, Shills, Stooges & Twats deleted, and an items they order ignored, without any conditions, warranties or other terms of any kind.
We abide by satisfactory quality, fitness for purpose, reasonable care and skill. We provide the minimum warranty required by law.
We, any other party, whether or not involved in creating, producing, maintaining or delivering this Website, and any of our group companies and the officers, directors, employees, shareholders or agents of any of them, exclude all liability and responsibility for any amount or kind of loss or damage that may result to you or a third party, including without limitation, any direct, indirect, punitive or consequential loss or damages, or any loss of income, profits, goodwill, data, contracts, use of money, or loss or damages arising from or connected in any way to business interruption, and whether in tort, including without limitation negligence, contract or otherwise, in connection with this website in any way or in connection with the use, inability to use or the results of use of this website, any websites linked to this website or the material on such websites, including but not limited to loss or damage due to viruses that may infect your computer equipment, software, data or other property on account of your access to, use of, or browsing this website or your downloading of any material from this website or any websites linked to this website.
Nothing in these terms and conditions shall exclude or limit our liability for (i) death or personal injury caused by negligence, as such term is defined by the Unfair Contract Terms Act 1977) (ii) fraud (iii) misrepresentation as to a fundamental matter or (iv) any liability which cannot be excluded or limited under applicable law.
If your use of material on this website results in the need for servicing, repair or correction of equipment, software or data, you assume all costs thereof.
You agree to indemnify us fully, defend and hold us, and our officers, directors, employees and agents, harmless from and against all claims, liability, damages, losses, costs, including reasonable legal fees, and including unreasonable legal fees, arising out of any breach of the terms and conditions by you, or your use of this website, or the use by any other person using your registration details, for which you are completely liable.
Advertising and Sponsorship
Part of the Website may contain advertising and sponsorship. Advertisers and sponsors are responsible for ensuring that material submitted for inclusion on the website complies with relevant laws and codes. We will not be responsible to you for any error or inaccuracy in advertising and sponsorship material.
Governing Law and Jurisdiction
These terms and conditions shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the Common Law Courts Great Britain & International. Any cases taken in the Courts of England and Wales, will incur an upfront fee of One Hundred Thousand Great British Pounds, £100,000, as we have published material on their endemic corruption. Disputes arising in connection with these terms and conditions shall be subject to the exclusive jurisdiction of the Common Law Courts Great Britain & International.
We do not warrant that materials/items for sale on the website are appropriate or available for use outside the United Kingdom and Eire. It is prohibited to access the website from territories where its contents are illegal or unlawful. If you access this website from locations outside the United Kingdom and Eire, you do so at your own risk and you are responsible for compliance with local laws.
You may not assign, sub-license or otherwise transfer any of your rights under these terms and conditions. If any provision of these terms and conditions are found by any court of competent jurisdiction to be invalid, the invalidity of that provision will not affect the validity of the remaining provisions which shall continue to have full force and effect. Only the parties to these terms and conditions may seek to enforce them. Nothing in these terms and conditions is intended as granting any persons who are not parties to these terms any rights under the Contracts (Rights of Third Parties) Act 1999.
Updated: 27 July 2020